Daleks can be friends.

The pig had just had his house blown away (another story) and was wandering around looking for some shelter. The dalek had just crash landed nearby and as it was being chased by the doctor, it wanted to find shelter as well. They both discovered a perfect cave and at the same time and rushed towards it. The pig got there first and started to settle in. He wished the cave had more lumpy bits like his old house so he could massage himself.

When the dalek arrived it demanded that the pig leave, otherwise it would be exterminated. The pig called its bluff after realising that the dalek's damaged gun could not be lowered to shoot him. The exasperated dalek started to shoot and repair its gun. The pig got worried so he ran away. The dalek soon settled down and complained a little bit about the hard surface in the cave. Eventually it settled down and went to sleep.

Realizing that the dalek was not a local, the pig came back with a cunning plan. He woke the dalek by playing the fiddle. Not being able to get a good shot off, the dalek soon gave chase. Over hills, through forests and across stinky bogs they raced. The dalek, after many hours, suddenly lost track of the pig. It arrogantly thought that it had scared the pig away and he would never come back. It turned around to return and then realized it was lost!

Meanwhile, the pig gave a grin of satisfaction reflecting on his successful plan and crept back to the shelter for a sleep. After all that hard work, he went into a deep sleep really soon. The dalek, after a few hours, with its advanced technology successfully found its way back. It went straight to sleep on a nice soft part of the cave. It wiggled a bit making itself more comfortable. In the haze of sleep, the pig enjoyed his dream of the most amazing massage he had every received. They were both in heaven, ecstasy was overwhelming and they both soon forgot about their trouble and animosities. This was a good thing, because next morning they both woke up staring at each other – stunned. The dalek realised that the soft part of the cave was a pig and the pig realized that the massaging lumpy bits were the dalek’s sense globes.

Just then the doctor appeared. Both the pig and dalek blushed. The doctor said to the dalek, “I was going to banish you to the void, but I see I don’t need to now. If I ever see you again or discover you destroying worlds again, I might just have to let the time continuum know what I have just seen.” The dalek started to protest – “it, it is not…” and the doctor was gone. “Great” said the dalek. “Great” said the pig not realizing that the doctor was only speaking the dalek. The pig suggested to the dalek that my enemy’s enemy is my friend. The dalek concurred and they are both friends to this very day.